{"id":233,"date":"2011-03-16T12:15:55","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T17:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/?p=233"},"modified":"2011-03-16T12:16:54","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T17:16:54","slug":"233","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/2011\/03\/233\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

They say we should be able to laugh at ourselves, so in that spirit here’s a couple jokes for you share tomorrow. Happy St Patrick’s Day. I hope you have a fun and safe day.
\n
\n3 Pints of Guinness<\/strong>
\n
\nThis Irish guy shows up in a pub one day and orders three pints
\nof Guinness. He takes sips from each glass until they are empty
\nand calls the bartender for three more. The bartender says, “Hey, pal,
\nI don’t mind bringing one at a time, then they’ll be fresh and cold.”
\n
\n“Nah… ahm preferrin’ that ya bring ’em three at a time. You see, me
\nand me two brothers would meet at a pub and drink and have good
\ntimes. Now one is in Australia, the other in Canada and I’m here.
\nWe agreed before we split up that we’d drink this way to each
\nother’s honor.”
\n
\n“Well,” says the bartender, “that’s a damn good sentimental thing
\nto do. I’ll bring the pints as you ask.”
\n
\nWell, time goes on and the Irishman’s peculiar habit is known and
\naccepted by all the pub regulars. One day, the Irishman comes in
\nand orders only two pints. A hush falls over the pub. Naturally,
\neveryone figures something happened to one of the brothers. A
\nbunch of the regulars corner the bartender and finally persuade him
\nto find out what happened.
\n
\nWith a heavy heart, the bartender brings the two pints and says,
\n“Here’s your pints… and let me offer my sincerest condolences.
\nWhat happened?”
\n
\nThe Irishman looks extremely puzzled for a moment. When the light
\ncomes on in his head, he starts laughing. “No, no! ‘Tis nothing like
\nthat. You see, I’ve given up drinking for Lent.
\n
\nTwo Irishmen<\/strong>
\n
\nTwo Irishmen were sitting a pub having beer and
\nwatching the brothel across the street.
\n
\nThey saw a baptist minister walk into the brothel,
\nand one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see
\na man of the cloth goin’ bad.”
\n
\nThen they saw a rabbi enter the brothel, and the
\nother Irishman said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see
\nthat the Jews are fallin’ victim to temptation.”
\n
\nThen they saw a Catholic priest enter the brothel,
\nand one of the Irishmen said, “What a terrible
\npity… one of the poor lasses must be gravely ill.”
\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They say we should be able to laugh at ourselves, so in that spirit here’s a couple jokes for you share tomorrow. Happy St Patrick’s Day. I hope you have a fun and safe day. 3 Pints of Guinness This Irish guy shows up in a pub one day and orders three pints of Guinness. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,61,6],"tags":[62,83,63,64],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-irish-jokes","category-the-irish","tag-funny","tag-irish-jokes","tag-irish-priest","tag-st-patricks-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/irishbeat.com\/thecraic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}