I (heart) Bono. U2?

Dear Bono,

I have forgiven a lot over the years. The iPod commericial. The Rattle-n-Hum documentary. The perpetual soapbox. The entire Zooropa album. I even forgave you for marrying your childhood sweetheart, Ali, instead of waiting for a quirky, freckled-faced sixth grader from Chicago to come of age.

However, I’m not sure I can forgive the selection process behind the band’s latest album, U218. How does “Sweetest Thing” make it before “All I Want Is You” ? And, really,  “Mysterious Ways” before “Bad”? They boyish lads on the CD cover suggest it’ll contain music from the early years, yet there’s not much to be found. (Rememeber “Boy?” I do.)

You and the other three guys are still the coolest things to ever come out of north Dublin. I’m just not sure I need to plunk down $20 to remind you of that fact.

This time you’ll have to make it on your own.

Nellie

ps Seriously, “Mysterious Ways”?

One Response to “I (heart) Bono. U2?”

  1. Johnny Boy Says:

    Hell hath no fury like the scorn of an Irish lass who has lusted over Bono…haha 🙂